some of my quotes i remembered compiled extracted from fb (that doesn't work)

 i am happy i am not in jail

i am happy i did not get jumped

don't be annoying

if you can make sense of nonsense you might make some sense

there's probably a pretty good explanation to everything

here's what you can get away with (i think this is from a state trooper telepathy meeting of the minds)

it takes work to do the wrong thing

you can't steal it's not possible

some keith paying the homeless always paid me back there's good druggies they're not all bad with sex once

you've seen one you've seen them all i had to do numerous parts for the band after eg loss of brian jones founder um

nothing is funny nothing is funny ever

like white women

the cops are sex offenders

the only place you can get paid is the military

i don't want to lose my miltiary benefits and disability paycheck

there's no job you can keep you'll lose your job

etc

the way you get out of jail is you get the cop laid also you pay your attorney

the holocaust is real

i am happy i am not in the unit

the flow chart

i am cool with everyone i don't have any problems with anyone

they'll tell you your teeth hurt you're not good enough you're crazy you're american a lot of those

i think bob dylan the people said was sodomized punched in the nose etc

i can go to the hospital i don't want to go underoath i think my cousin was right we all have problems

someone is probably better than you at that

i don't want to get injured

i don't want my parents to go to an old folks home

i think women have had my kids (someone forced me to say that one i had stayed toward goals) etc

it's not funny if you are the only one laughing

a story is where something not that bad happens and it keeps going

i liked doing testimonials i don't make complaints (after action report) i listen other maybe tics

you can get drugs in 10 minutes you can't get a relationship in a decade

the cops are sex offenders

everyone has a good reputation sic retaliation

i don't have any problems with anyone

we all have problems

if you have money you don't have problems

there's a lot of aholes

that's reality

i don't want to go down that loop

you're picking on vfw

don't bother me

i paid my debt

people make complaints

incoherent

in some ways the professor has it better than the entertainer

america treats veterans bad

i am a mulatto chink

the police are criminals and can not be stopped

it'd take time for me to think of the answer to a different question then what i was doing now

somewhere someone else has it bad

fake news

i don't want to go down that loop

people siphon military benefits

listening to music someone will show up expecting money

my life is not a movie

with drugs it can get messy

no use calling the police it'll probably just make things worse

the police are criminals

your own family can't be trusted

aim low

there's no use getting mad it doesn't change anything

some things don't work a second time some things do work a second time

you can't get mad at a 'shelter dog' for being a 'shelter dog'

alexandria is not richmond

the only thing there is to do is get high

do not repeat the same mistakes twice - trautmann

use a professional - al black cat's friend chris squire

there's only so much time and energy and money

the truth always comes out no use in trying to hide it

i quit football (and sports) because people got bigger and blacker than me

smile and be nice dr muhammad selim dentist harrisonburg

you're not your clothes professor sharp

poverty is an excellent education

you can't buy my friendship ben staton rva

art stupid miniatures smart hobby university

do good things and good things happen rick machmer

be nice to children and animals rick machmer

accept invites and you'll get more dad

don't get things for me i didn't ask for dad

some people have to repeat the same mistakes until they learn jeff snow

first they send the women then they send the men john newsome

maybe they're a poet (when seeing someone like a hobo or loitering etc)

stick to what your good at

don't believe everything you hear

stop when you're tired or when it's not fun anymore

it's not fun dealing with mentally ill people

don't believe everything you see in the movies

if your parents are married you have a big lead in life

absence makes the heart grow fonder

problems you don't know you have aren't problems

a gentleman doesn't cut into his meat first as a guest

a gentlemen tries not to make others uncomfortable

if it doesn't make sense then it isn't true

you chase two rabbits you catch none

don't out your eggs in one basket

all men are the same

i don't like transgender people chappelle & the professor

no use fighting pigs because you just get dirt on you

you can try it at entertainment and never make it or get accepted same with vinyl records because you're not jewish

it's a gay and jewish industry

for every problem there is a solution

i like to listen

people can have good advice or a good quote

any job you get you'll lose no one gets one job and keeps it forever unless you're keith on guitar most jobs you lose and also don't like and can not be worth it maybe you'd be better off joining the military for benefits

i'd rather be ahead than behind (thinking on money too)

don't sweat the small stuff

higher order over ruled

i'm not playing any games with the money

if you're full then stop eating

if you don't want to then you don't have to

the veteran home owners masturbate you can't be a sex addict you'll get someone pregnant

if you don't put gas in your car then it won't start (you have to get ready today to be where you want tomorrow) if you don't pay your electric bill they will cut off your power

people (americans) don't like veterans

this doesn't do anything

I don't want to do that

everybody goes back to the va

Keep your appointments ( Sgt Coates I held this like the law of god)

Don't apologize (grand dad I held this like the law of god)

appreciate what you have and you'll get more

we already tried that

never talk to another man while you are holding your lizard

always some hole in the story some dealbreaker

it was worth it

it wasn't worth it

don't leave your job or your girlfriend until you have another

don't shit where you eat (don't have sex with coworkers due to issues with that)

no one does anything for me ever

that's reality

being a miser sucks

it is what it is

i always like listening to good advice

i don't have a problem with tattoos i don't want one

then don't talk to me [sic] someone not being compliant

no one ever does anything for me [sic] those are necessities

just because you said _____ doesn't mean you suddenly have to show up for ______

then I'll have a goolsby (a frozen costco sandwich)

that's how people always treat me

you gotta pay to keep your job [sic] nick at chadwick's

that's two years in jail mandatory minimum sentence

no one gives a damn about me

the only place you can get paid is the military

i'd rather have a dog than a girlfriend

you shouldn't drink around your family

it doesn't do anything

here's to being on pseudo house arrest for the rest of my life

baremlich

it's not fair

america doesn't like veterans

lyrics

just because you bought mj's shoes doesn't mean you can play like mj

i don't have a problem with anyone i am cool with everyone

be careful what you put into your brain

do good things and good things will happen

do not talk to another man while you are holding your lizard

i'd rather be dead then be doing time in jail or prison

something about how you can't beat ketih richards or walmart so like you can play the material like that but sort of like that defeatist mentality you're not in the rolling stones and you're not necessarily a million dollar mogul so you can do your version of that presented with your own details and advantages and make that win

there is no end to how many aholes there are there's always a new ahole ready to replace the other one so you don't and can't win it's just more aholes

when i do it it's funny because i studied it and paid the entertainers

see what you mean?

you see what i'm saying?

it's literally as bad as heroine

this is just my mind playing tricks on me dr o

stay right here in the moment dr zavari

slow it down mcdermott

the priest is an adulterer

it took me 30 years to poop

always Scrooge

one thing leads to another dr o

I don't game

Can't get divorced if you don't get married

I don't want to do this but I would if I had to

They're all bad deals

the quickest way to win a fight is to walk away

let the first ones go -tez dealership

don't go to the 10 year reunion -mike demar